How did my first few days go? I am definitely the coolest cat ever to inhabit the White house! Who cares that I don't have a clue what I'm doing, I am living large, man! I get to work out anytime I please. The press just loves me and I can blame to poor sap before me for anything bad that happens for at least the next 6-10 years I'm president, maybe longer.
I have some serious plans to get the US economy to resemble Sweden and make every citizen reliant on the Feds to keep em' in line!

Here I come!

Hello poor saps out there. I'm about to come into power. Watch out! I have no clue as to what I'm really doing. However, I plan to spend as much of your money as I can print up. Causing extreme inflation and probable economic collapse by the end of my first term. Then after I blame Bush 41 and 43 for all of that I will really take control of the entire economy ala the old USSR. Collectivism, here we come! I might even make Arabic our second official language as I plan to make it official and convert to Islam by 2011 to make our enemies love us again. Stay tuned to this blog to get periodic updates on how I plan to totally Fuck up the United States, my adopted home country following Kenya and Indonesia of course!