How did my first few days go? I am definitely the coolest cat ever to inhabit the White house! Who cares that I don't have a clue what I'm doing, I am living large, man! I get to work out anytime I please. The press just loves me and I can blame to poor sap before me for anything bad that happens for at least the next 6-10 years I'm president, maybe longer.
I have some serious plans to get the US economy to resemble Sweden and make every citizen reliant on the Feds to keep em' in line!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Hello poor saps out there. I'm about to come into power. Watch out! I have no clue as to what I'm really doing. However, I plan to spend as much of your money as I can print up. Causing extreme inflation and probable economic collapse by the end of my first term. Then after I blame Bush 41 and 43 for all of that I will really take control of the entire economy ala the old USSR. Collectivism, here we come! I might even make Arabic our second official language as I plan to make it official and convert to Islam by 2011 to make our enemies love us again. Stay tuned to this blog to get periodic updates on how I plan to totally Fuck up the United States, my adopted home country following Kenya and Indonesia of course!